If Paul the psychic octopus could speak, I suppose he'd be justified in saying "KISS MY SLIMY BUTT." He had a perfect 6-0 record in predicting Germany's World Cup wins and losses, besting the geeks. But that performance doesn't prove that the cephalopod is truly psychic. It's analogous to getting heads to come up in six consecutive coin flips ... basically a 1-out-of-64 proposition. Now the Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen should get Paul to pick some lottery numbers and see how he does.