Rapture ridicule resurrected

"Rapture bombs" reappear as another doomsday prophecy fails.

Today's countdown to the predicted end of the world was a bit like watching a rerun of reality TV … been there, done that doomsday. Nevertheless, radio preacher Harold Camping's Rapture rerun provided a good opportunity to revive the old jokes and prepare for the new doomsday hype ahead in 2012.

The hype was a lot heavier five months ago, when Camping set a high-profile date for a biblical-style ascension of the elect to heaven. Millions of dollars were spent by Camping's Family Radio International as well as followers who spent their savings to get out the word about the end of the world. During this week's spaceflight conference in New Mexico, one of my colleagues on the space beat, Jeff Foust, happened to mention that he saw a billboard that still touted Judgment Day's approach on May 21.

The hubbub sparked a backlash of black humor — ranging from animated cartoons to "Rapture bombs," which involved setting out clothes and shoes, as if the wearer had been transported (nude) to the pearly gates. The Sociolatte and Mashable websites revived some of the best of the bombs, including "Rapture Dad," a photo that shows Kyle Riesenbeck surrounded by the leavings of his luckier family members. (Kyle kept the meme going, but according to his Twitter account, Rapture Dad has "decided to take it easy on the Rapture this time around.")


That's just one of the signs that the Rapture has really run its course. Camping may well come up with yet another explanation for why prophecy failed, and yet another set of arcane calculations that reveal doomsday is just a little further down the road. But based on the weak ratings for today's Rapture rerun, the 90-year-old Camping is finished as a prophet of doom. The Freedom From Religion Foundation is even capitalizing on his past pronouncements in a new "Fool Me Once" billboard campaign.

Still more evidence of Rapture fatigue comes from a Crimson Hexagon analysis of 55,537 Twitter mentions related to Camping's October prophecy, gathered from Oct. 16 to today:

  • 14 percent of the mentions expressed negativity toward Camping, many indicating they thought he was crazy or an idiot.
  • 26 percent shared jokes or were sarcastic about the rapture and Camping’s predictions.
  • 18 percent mentioned that Camping was at it again, and dubbed this prediction as Rapture 2.0 or Rapture2s.
  • 13 percent expressed excitement for the end of the world and saw it as an excuse to throw a party.
  • 14 percent shared the report that today was the predicted date of the Rapture.
  • 8 percent voiced a religious response, such as saying Camping was a false prophet.
  • 7 percent wondered whether the Rapture was for real this time.

For years, doomsayers have been talking about the prospects for a 2012 apocalypse foretold by the Mayan "long-count" calendar, even though there's really no scientific or even anthropological basis for the alarm. I've tried to provide some reality checks for the 2012 worries — including concerns about solar storms and the supposed return of Planet X. But today's non-Rapture may be an even more valuable lesson for anyone who's concerned about 12/21/2012: Just because someone makes a big to-do about the end of the world doesn't mean that it's coming.

So what do you think about the Rapture and other doomsdays? Heard any good end-of-the-world jokes lately? Feel free to add your comments below.


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Its really happening tomorrow...for realz.

    Reply#81 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:32 PM EDT

    all nonsense. Jesus said don't try and guess the day and time of his return, but live like it's around the corner. a secret only The Father knows. and these pinheads think they're bigger than God and the Redeemer? hah! that's the first sign that the cheerleaders for the rapture are snakes and can't be trusted.

      Reply#82 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:47 PM EDT

      Time to face facts folks. The so-called rapture already happened. It took place between 1938 and 1945. There is no 3rd coming.

      The next "end of the world" will happen when our sun runs out of hydrogen to fuse into helium, or we elect another republican president.

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      Reply#83 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:01 PM EDT

      Every single living creature will someday die and face the truth about the afterlife. whether the world ends or you die, the results will be the same so stop all the hype and live your life.

        Reply#84 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:55 PM EDT

        As far as the rapture goes there are 3 theories in Christianity. Pre-tribulation, during it, and post-tribulation. The nice one is all people that beleive in Jesus as their savior will be taken up and spared the tribulation. During it means just that. About half way through tribulation of 7 years, all beleivers will be taken and the last is we will be allowed to live through it. Personally I dont see and indication as to why God would spare us (beleivers) the tribulation as he allows the sufferring to exist in the world as it is.

        In the bible Jesus/God keep saying there is a bigger picture we cannot understand.

        I have lived enough places, heard enough stories, seen enough things to know there is a real evil out there. Not man-made but real. I have also seen, heard and seen enough to chose to beleive there is a God and his son is Jesus. For all you that say he is a fairy tale - even the muslims beleive he existed - they just do not beleive he was God's son.

        I just hope you open you mind enough to read a book called the case for christ. Then decide what you want to beleive. The book lays out the facts better than I even could.

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        Reply#85 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:47 PM EDT

        Jonathan F- I understand what you mean and know both to be real as well. Thank you for posting.

          Reply#86 - Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:08 PM EDT

          Eccl 9:5 aggrees

            Reply#87 - Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:38 AM EDT

            Read the book, saw the film, sounds like a very disparate plea based on highly questionable and subjective "evidence". History itself is a better indicator this is all a work of fictionalized historic events and wishful thinking.

            I tend to discount just about everything that comes out of the middle east, and the region has plenty enough history of being unreliable at best (just look at the bin Ladin compound in Pakistan they "didn't know was there").

              Reply#88 - Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:50 PM EDT

              The news media is a bunch of morons. Why do they propagate junk science. Our kids are being taught in school to never cite the news to support a fact. No wonder news magazines and newspapers are dying. We have been forced to teach our kids that news journalists are mentally challenged, aka retards!

                Reply#89 - Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:14 PM EST

                As I'm writing this post, there are people all over the world laying in bed with the covers over their heads waiting for the end of the world. And tomorrow, they'll have to finish their Christmas shopping.

                  Reply#90 - Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:40 PM EST
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