Cast your vote for the geekiest gift

Bre Pettis

Uranium marbles glow under ultraviolet light in a picture taken by MakerBot Industries co-founder Bre Pettis.

How about a dinosaur skull for the holidays? Or a handful of glow-in-the-dark uranium marbles? Cast your vote and help us crown the geekiest gift for the holiday season.

The gift suggestions for this year's Science Geek Guide are in line with a proud tradition here at msnbc.com. You can always find guides to Black Friday tech deals, or the top 20 toys of 2011, or the hottest holiday hostess gifts. But where else can get a line on a nuclear-powered plaything, or a six-dimensional paperweight, or brains to fit your budget?


Even better, this is a geek gift guide created by geeks for geeks, with some geeky prizes thrown into the bargain. Last week I put out the call for suggestions, and it'll be up to you to select the coolest, most offbeat prize from the top 10. The geek who made the top-rated suggestion will be eligible to receive a pile of books, including "Science Ink," "The Cult of Lego," "The Physics Book" and "The Case for Pluto" (autographed by yours truly).

Here are this year's 10 finalists:

Uranium marbles: "Nothing says Merry Christmas like a little bit of radiation," says Richard-1971294. He'd love to get his hands on some uranium marbles. Back in the old days, pigments containing uranium oxide were used in lots of items, including ceramic glazes, green-tinted glassware and, yes, children's marbles. Black Light World, which sells a three-pack of uranium-doped marbles for $9.95, says they're "totally safe" — even though radioactive caution stickers are plastered all over the promotional images. You can also find 'em on eBay.

Dinosaur Corporation

A carnotaurus skull is flanked by a scale replica, available from the Dinosaur Corporation.

Dinosaur skulls: "Dino skull replicas are cool and geeky!" David Flowers tweeted in his response to the call for entries. The Dinosaur Corporation offers a wide selection of skulls, molded out of polyurethane resin to look like the real thing ... only smaller. If you're looking for a real dinosaur skull, that'll cost you. A T. rex skull sold for $215,000 in March (and some dino dung went for $1,200). Flowers also put a naked mole rat plushie on his geek-gift wish list.

The Elements Vault: "Physics is hot these days, but for lovers of chemistry, this kit from Theodore Gray will be a real treat." says KGill. "His gorgeous book about the elements, 'The Elements: A Visual Exploration of Every Known Atom in the Universe,' showcased the elegance of the periodic table, and the beauty of the elements. This collection incudes new text and photographs, reproductions of historic documents, a pop-up model of an atom, and samples of several elements."

Magnifying glasses and other optics: "Nothing beats a brand new magnifying glass," says Jennifer Hancock, a Humanist author and speaker. "They get cruddy after a while, always nice to have a new one." Here's the set she has her eye on. Oh, and she wouldn't mind getting a hand-held microscope and illuminator, plus a snazzy pair of binoculars. In her Twitter profile, Hancock calls herself a dork, but she sounds like a bona fide geek to me. There is a difference.

NASA / JPL

Flaunt your Martian pride with a JPL lunchbox.

Mars rover lunchbox: Lights in the Dark blogger Jason Major says anything from ThinkGeek will do the trick, but he'd sure like to get a $20 Mars Exploration Rover lunchbox from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's online store. Space geeks of the female persuasion might consider some Red Planet earrings in honor of the about-to-be-launched Mars Science Laboratory mission.

USB microscope: "A USB microscope, with the ability to capture images digitally, is a great geek gift!" says Paliniasky. There's a mind-boggling selection, ranging from less than $20 to astronomical prices.

Plush microbes: "GiantMicrobes are way awesome and super cute — stuffed animal versions of microorganisms," says biology student Kelsey Plesniak, a member of the Cosmic Log corps on Facebook. As we head into flu season, what better gift could you give a microbiology geek than ... a cuddly flu bug?

Wi-Fi detector shirt: This $14.99 ThinkGeek T-shirt has a decal that glows to indicate the signal strength of wireless networks in the area. "My son the math teacher bought one of these earlier this year," George Buddy Dow says on Facebook. "Inexpensive and practical." Just don't forget to remove the decal and the battery pack before you put it in the wash. Dow also puts in a plug for the "Ant Farm Revolution," which sounds like an entomological Occupy movement.

ThinkGeek

Cut a slice with the starship Enterprise.

Star Trek pizza cutter: Joel Davis casts his vote for a $29.99 ThinkGeek kitchen accessory that promises to "boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before." It's as if you're holding a miniaturized starship Enterprise in the palm of your hand. Come to think of it, I've seen that episode.

Pi plate: "A pi plate is available. To make pies in," Jan Smith writes. "Has a large pi symbol in the center and the numbers 3.14159... etc., all around the edge of the plate. I got one for my son." Here's an alternate design for the pi plate. Any way you slice it, this will be a good kitchen item to have around for March 14 ... Pi Day.

Extra credit: You'll find all sorts of geeky (and not-so-geeky) gift ideas by following the links below, and you'll also want to check out our holiday book roundup. You might also consider supporting The Illuminated Origin of Species, an effort by artist/naturalist Kelly Houle to create an illuminated manuscript of Charles Darwin's masterwork in the spirit of the Book of Kells. To support the effort, Houle is offering sets of Darwin-themed greeting cards, beetle prints and an adopt-a-beetle program.

Don't forget to cast a vote for your favorite gift among the top 10, and may the best geek win!

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Update for 4:45 p.m. ET Nov. 23: Thanks so much for your votes. Looks like it could be a close contest. The top Science Geek Gift of 2011 will be selected based on the tally as of noon ET Sunday, and announced in a follow-up item on Monday.


You don't need to buy me a present. All I ask is that you connect with the Cosmic Log community by "liking" the log's Facebook page, following @b0yle on Twitter and adding the Cosmic Log page to your Google+ presence. You can also check out "The Case for Pluto," my book about the controversial dwarf planet and the search for new worlds. 

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I had to go with the Star Trek pizza cutter, I saw it last year in an article here but at $30 + high shipping it just wasn't worth it to me. Still, really cool.... in a geeky sort of way.

    Reply#1 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:29 AM EST

    As cool as most of this is... Some of it is so cool non-geeks would also get a kick out of it, so it clearly can't be labeled geek-specific, so shouldn't win.

    The Uranium marbles... Definitely geeky, but lots of non-geeks would also love them because they glow and have a risk factor appeal.
    And, while that t-shirt seems SO geeky, cell phones and lap tops are so trendy now it is offially not able to be classified as geeky. (The internet was once pure geek, but far from it now. In order for something to be geek it cannot be mainstream, so this shirt is officially not geeky.) In fact, that t-shirt will get a man laid by bimbos, if he wants to be.
    While one would think the Star Trek cutter is quite geeky (that assumption's due to propaganda not reality)... The most avid Trekkies I know are faux geeks, not real ones. And, the Trekkie stereotype as shown in actual conventions is a mix of faux geeks, faux nerds, and real nerds. And, that makes sense, because Star Trek is full of fake science a real geek might find annoying. Further, it's philosophies (i.e. politics) are so that they will appeal to nerds, but not to geeks, because geeks are not as socially awkward/outcasted. And, one would have to collect this item, but geeks want cool stuff we can play with and show off. So, this gift idea is great for hardcore Trekkies only... And, quite a lot of geeks are not Trekkies.

    The fake dinosaur bones, book, optics set, and lunchbox are definitely geeky... But, they are not original. They're pretty cliche, pretty everyday.
    I firmly believe that the most geeky, and even also the most nerdy, item in the list has to be the USB microscope. Not only is it scientific, and works well for a thing on one's desk to declare one's geekiness... You get to play with it, and it's utterly new and original unlike the other truly geeky items. Or, maybe I just love science more than dinosaurs... What are we, elementary school kids? Sorry, but dinosaur paleontology isn't cool to most geeks, only the ones specifically into that field. A microscope is a lot more rounded out to appeal to more types of geeks.

      Reply#2 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:53 PM EST

      ....a few tokes and then a game of "uranium marbles"....cool!

        Reply#3 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:14 PM EST

        ...reminds me of playing nighttime frisbee with an illuminated disc. Chased it right into a needley pine tree.

          #3.1 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:38 PM EST
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          I vote for the plush microbes. Everything else on the list is educational and/or has a useful purpose, with the possible exception of the marbles, and those just too cool.

            Reply#4 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:24 PM EST

            I voted for the plush microbes as well. In fact, I carry one of the small sized "Brain Cell" plushies in my purse, since my girlfriends and I joke that we only have one brain cell, and it keeps getting passed around amongst us. (Firmly believe this is why my Tomboyish girlfriend has a pretty, pretty sparkle-loving, nailpolish wearing princess-in-training...)

              Reply#5 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:22 PM EST

              Check out GeekEyewear.com for some Geek to Geek gifts!

                Reply#6 - Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:47 PM EST

                Hey,if anyone is looking for geeky stuff-such as the uranium marbles(also known as vaseline glass),you can find them on the Where On Earth website.Many pages of weird AND dead stuff.Not all of it geeky,but quite a bit.( tellmewhereonearth.com ) You can get four or five of those marbles for half the price of the ones mentioned in the article.Oh,and fossils,including copralites from many species.I gave my nephews moose poop pendants and pyritised shark copralites which I purchased on the site.I don't know,I like a lot of the stuff listed.I vote for the dino skulls( I already have the uranium marbles).The plush microbes are pretty cool too1

                  Reply#7 - Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:46 PM EST

                  Many thanks to all who've voted (early and often!) for the Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Your responses have been, well, fascinating.... ;-)

                    Reply#8 - Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:12 PM EST
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