What mystifies Dr. Hawking? Women

Sarah Lee / Science Museum via Reuters

Physicist Stephen Hawking has decorated his office at the University of Cambridge with "Simpsons" memorabilia - and a prominent portrait of Marilyn Monroe.



As famed physicist Stephen Hawking turns 70, the subject that most occupies his thoughts is not how the universe arose from nothing, or how he's been able to live with neurodegenerative disease for so long. Here's what he thinks about most: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

That's the bottom line from New Scientist's interview with Hawking, timed to coincide with this weekend's birthday celebration at Cambridge. The theorist is almost completely paralyzed due to his decades-long struggle with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease, and had to provide his answers by laboriously twitching his cheek to operate a computerized speech-translation system.


Hawking also listed what he saw as his "biggest blunder in science" (his now-repudiated insistence that information was destroyed in black holes), the most exciting development in physics during his career (the discovery of the big bang's imprint in cosmic microwave radiation) and the potential discovery that would do the most to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmos (discovery of supersymmetric particles at the Large Hadron Collider).

But it's his brief comment on women that attracted the most attention: How could it be that a scientist who has plumbed the deepest mysteries of the cosmos finds himself mystified by women?

Based on the view most folks have of geniuses, how could it not be?

The saga of the super-smart professor who is flummoxed by interpersonal relations, particularly with the opposite sex, is at least as old as Sigmund Freud (who famously wondered, "What does a woman want?"), Jerry Lewis' fictional "Nutty Professor" and the stereotype we have of Albert Einstein. It's as up to date as the TV astrophysicist on "The Big Bang Theory" who can't say a word to women unless he's under the influence.

Somehow, folks get a satisfying sense of karma from the idea that geniuses are socially stupid. But the stereotype doesn't really hold true, particularly in Hawking's case.

Like the real-life Einstein, Hawking has had an active romantic life, marked by two marriages. (Einstein's second marriage ended with the death of his wife and cousin Elsa; Hawking's ended in an ugly divorce.) Hawking's disease does not affect his sexual ability or his potency, and the fact that he's fathered three children is evidence of that. 

"The disease only affects voluntary muscle," Hawking's been quoted as saying.

He's been called an "incorrigible flirt" and a "party animal who likes to dance in his wheelchair." Having seen Hawking playfully chase his grandson around a backstage room in his wheelchair after a Seattle lecture, I can readily believe the "party animal" part. And having seen the way his expressive eyes light up a room, I know he can turn on the charm despite his disability.

Through the years, Hawking has had a special thing for Marilyn Monroe. A picture of the enigmatic blonde hangs in his Cambridge office, and Hawking once told The Guardian that if he could travel back in time, he'd rather meet Monroe than the great physicist Isaac Newton, who "seems to have been an unpleasant character."

Even as he approaches the age of 70, Hawking seems to have kept his playful, pleasant, mischievous character. That may help explain his latest comment about the mystique surrounding women, as well as his own mystique.

Here's a classic example: Actress Jane Fonda was clearly won over last year when Hawking came backstage after her performance in a play about a woman musicologist in the early stages of neurodegenerative disease. "I took his hand and carefully uncurled the fingers one by one, wanting to see how they felt and looked ... soft, pale, safe," she recalled in a blog posting.

When Fonda asked Hawking what he thought of her performance, Hawking typed out a short response: "You were my heartthrob" — which got a big laugh. Fonda came away starstruck. "This man who cannot move or speak, can, nonetheless, comprehend the incomprehensible," she wrote.

Hmm ... Maybe women aren't such a complete mystery to Hawking after all.

More about Stephen Hawking:

Where in the Cosmos?

This year we'll be experimenting with a Cosmic Log Facebook series called "Where in the Cosmos?" WITCo will offer pictures from cosmic locales and ask you to figure out where the pictures came from. But our first WITCo picture poses a slightly different challenge: In honor of Stephen Hawking's 70th birthday, the Science Museum has commissioned a series of pictures showing the physicist in his office, surrounded by knick-knacks and pictures. One of the pictures is at the top of this item. We've posted another picture to the Cosmic Log Facebook page, but we need your help to figure out what the knick-knacks are, what the pictures on Hawking's wall show, and what the equations on his blackboard refer to. Head on over to Facebook, "like" the Cosmic Log page, and help us solve the puzzle by adding your comments.


Hawking's birthday will be marked on Sunday at Cambridge University with a symposium on "The State of the Universe," featuring talks from 27 leading scientists, including Hawking himself. The public sessions on Sunday will be streamed live over the Internet. There's also a scientific symposium that got under way today. Those sessions, which continue on Friday and Saturday, are also being streamed.

Hawking retired from his post as a mathematics professor at Cambridge in 2009 and is now director of research at the university's Center for Theoretical Cosmology. He also holds a distinguished research chair at Canada's Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics. For an in-depth look at his life, his work and his mystique, check out "Stephen Hawking: An Unfettered Mind," a new biography by Kitty Ferguson.

Alan Boyle is msnbc.com's science editor. Connect with the Cosmic Log community by "liking" the log's Facebook page, following @b0yle on Twitter and adding the Cosmic Log page to your Google+ presence. You can also check out "The Case for Pluto," my book about the controversial dwarf planet and the search for new worlds.

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if Hawkins can't figure out God I certainly wouldn't expect him to understand women...

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Reply#47 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:02 PM EST

God is easy; he's anything you want him to be. Women on the other hand are not so predictable.

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#47.1 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:14 PM EST

I would suggest that an intelligent observer who is unable to realize some presence of a God in our existence is living in a sheltered and soft terrain of fantasy...

    #47.2 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM EST
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    besides my friends theory that if women didn't have sex organs the dump would be full of them....I believe that our desire for thier beauty and love is what creates heaven and hell, bliss and war, feast and famine. If you have a woman it will drive you mad, if don't have a woman, it will drive you mad. Why, Only god knows. By the way, Happy Birthday!!

      Reply#48 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:09 PM EST

      dear wtf1920 i totally agree with you.

      women love the bad guys.... they love the guys that can beat them, and borrow money from them..... of course, its the money they borrowd from u dearie.

      happy birthday doc....

        Reply#49 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST

        i don't go for the bad guys and i'm a woman! don't generalize please!

          #49.1 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM EST

          Same for me, Renee. I decided a long time ago that I wanted nothing to do w/ a man I'd have to keep bailing out of jail all the time.

          I've seen a lot of women who say they like Bad Boys & then are so mystified when they lie & cheat on them. And they never have an answer when I asked them why the hell did they think this guy would change just because he started dating her. The daughter of a friend of mine was in a relationship w/ a drug head (the father of her 3rd child) who came to her house 1 day & held a gun to the head of his kid because he was pissed about something. Thank God he gave the kid back & left w/o incident. I couldn't convince my friend to try to get her daughter to change the locks on the doors to keep him out. The man my friend's daughter is currently living w/ also likes his drugs, & has at least once during one of his little trips choked her to the point of blacking out. In front of the children, no less. I can't convince my friend that that's a sign she should be leaning on her daughter to get the hell away from him before he kills her & maybe the kids too.

          The man I ended up marrying was the one who treated me like the greatest thing since sliced bread. We've been together 24 yrs now.

            #49.2 - Sat Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST
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            Boom shaka laka laka boom!

              Reply#50 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST

              WTF1920-It's people like you , who don't have the maturity or smarts to realize that YOU are responsible for the women you choose. Perhaps some women are as you describe but you are the dufus who limits himself to what you experience. Get your head out of your ass & take responsability for your own life. Sounds as if a mommy is want you want and no real woman is going to indulge that prepubecsent fantasy.

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              Reply#51 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:32 PM EST

              Yeah, ok.

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              #51.1 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:58 PM EST
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              Sorry Stephen, I got sidetracked. Happy Birthday Dear Stephen. Happy Happy Happy B'day tooo you.

                Reply#52 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:38 PM EST

                Well this anti Christ. Not that he is the anti Christ, but that he denies God. Will have eternity to think about it and that God Almighty Himself didn't tell us to understand our wives, but to just love them. Eph. 5:25

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                Reply#53 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST

                Ah yes, when you aren't capable of thinking for yourself, just misquote or twist The Bible to your thinking.

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                #53.1 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST
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                Women evolved to be complicated. Someones gotta keep us grounded or the earth would be a skortched wasteland. Middle east should be evidence of that.

                  Reply#54 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:50 PM EST

                  I'm sure woman are mystified by you Hawking.

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                  Reply#55 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 10:57 PM EST

                  "What mystifies Dr Hawking? Women"

                  Well professor, I have been married for over 40 years to same woman. Sometimes I look at her and she is a total mystery. Wouldn't have it any other way.

                    Reply#56 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 11:16 PM EST

                    what's in the name? think about it----the lord put adam in a deep sleep, tgoook a piece of rib from him and molded it into a mate for him and adam confused asked the lord what we call this organism and all he said was woe to man, ergo man in his feeble mind contracted it to woman, so it's been woe to man from the big bang

                      Reply#57 - Thu Jan 5, 2012 11:45 PM EST

                      In my opinion, that is the ultimate proof that he is, without a doubt, an absolute genius :)

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                      Reply#58 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:00 AM EST

                      And the number of @!$%#s given is a big fat zero

                      • 1 vote
                      Reply#59 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:17 AM EST

                      whats wrong with women? thats easy. They lose there Horny feeling as soon as the Honey Moon is over.... then us men become sexually deprived for the rest of our lives.

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                      Reply#60 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:23 AM EST

                      Astonishning man. With ALS he has trancended the life expecty and he is sharp as a tack.

                      I don't subscribe to all of his musings but I have a respect for him for coping with disabiligy with grace and dignity.

                      i

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                      Reply#61 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:24 AM EST

                      Hawkings is a cornhole.

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                      Reply#62 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:24 AM EST

                      It obviously doesn't matter that he is the "smartest individual" on the planet. He has a brain, no soul, no heart and no conscience, or he wouldn't be able to make an inane statement, i.e., "There is no heaven". Those people cannot be convinced, and they don't want to be. They're afraid to have themselves and their lives scrutinized. It's easier to say it doesn't exist. Good luck with that when you get on the "other side" and find out you're "dead and WRONG."

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                      Reply#63 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:25 AM EST

                      I couldnt agree more, he's not smart at all, just another athiest blowhard.

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                      #63.1 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:29 AM EST

                      For religious people you are very negative and show no love to your fellow man. If god judges me and sends me to hell to be tortured for eternity for being nothing but a good person who's only mistake was not to following one of the major religions constructed by man to honour him while his devoted followers commit crimes in his name or use the religion to hide their darker side.

                      It's like saying "you've been one of my best subjects you have offered more to your people then anyone else and thanks to what you done many others will live happy lives because of it, BUT because you didn't believe in me I'm sending you to hell" god would not do this and why would he.

                        #63.2 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 2:39 AM EST

                        Sounds like you are the one thats negative...

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                        #63.3 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 10:11 AM EST
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                        Ye gods, give me a boy anytime and save all this other utter nonsense. As the Persians say: Women for reproduction, boys for pleasure and melons for sheer delight!

                          Reply#64 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:32 AM EST

                          Hmmm....do you think we could try trading melons for oil?

                            #64.1 - Sat Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST
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                            1st of all Happy Birthday to you Dr. Hawking, 2nd of all women are not to be understood atleast not totaly, and do not let them know that you have figured anything out. Sometimes being coy and aloof is succesful othertimes it is better to pay attention or at the very least the appearence that you are paying attention. Then again what the hell do I know.

                              Reply#65 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:41 AM EST

                              I must be a genius too!

                                Reply#66 - Fri Jan 6, 2012 12:41 AM EST
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