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White crustaceans that have been nicknamed Hasselhoff crabs are piled around hydrothermal vents.
When word got around that scientists nicknamed a particularly hairy-chested kind of deep-sea crab after "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff, "The Hoff" didn't get huffy. Instead, he proudly tweeted the news to his 358,000 Twitter followers. The Southern Ocean's "Hoff crabs" are just the latest critters to get celebrity nicknames.
The saga of Hasselhoff's crabs came out this week when researchers reported the discovery of a "lost world" in waters off the Antarctic coast in the journal PLoS Biology. Piles of white yeti crabs were found clumped around hydrothermal vents at the ocean's bottom, in an area known as the East Scotia Ridge.

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David Hasselhoff in his "Baywatch" heyday.
Expedition leader Alex Rogers, a zoologist at Oxford University, said the crabs were notable because they had long hairs, or setae, covering their smooth undersides. "Their nickname on the cruise ship was the 'Hasselhoff crab,' which gives you some idea of what they look like," Rogers told the BBC.
Rogers was clearly referring to the hairy-chested look that Hasselhoff sported when he portrayed a beefcake lifeguard on the '90s TV series "Baywatch." Hasselhoff, now 59, has had his ups and downs in recent years, but he saw the story of the Hoff crabs as one of the ups. "Check this out!" he said in a Twitter tweet pointing to the BBC story and bearing the hashtag "Got Hoff Crabs." He even urged one of his followers to retweet the news.
Rogers and his colleagues still have to decide what the crabs' scientific Latin-derived species name will be. The crabs are part of the genus Kiwa, along with other types of yeti crabs, so Kiwa hasselhoffi is a possibility; however, Hasselhoff would be well-advised not to get his hopes up just yet.
"There are no plans to formally name the crab after David, but I am yet to discuss this with my colleagues," Rogers told me today in an email. "The species is distinct from Kiwa hirsuta and Kiwa puravida, and we are describing it at present. An alternative name that was being batted around was the wookie crab — again for obvious reasons. The Hoff stuck...."

Rogers et al. / PLoS Biology
A single "Hoff crab" is surrounded by gastropods in this picture from a research team's expedition to the Southern Ocean.
I'm not aware that any species has so far been formally named after the Hoff — or after Wookiees, for that matter. But there have been plenty of celebrities honored with scientific species names, including an ant and a spider named after the guy who played Han Solo (Pheidole harrisonfordi and Calponia harrisonfordi, respectively), a beetle that looks as if it has Arnold Schwarzenegger's bulging biceps (Agra schwarzeneggeri), a bunny named after Playboy founder Hugh Hefner (Sylvilagus palustris hefneri), a lichen named after President Barack Obama (Caloplaca obamae), and a beetle and spider named after talk-show comedian Stephen Colbert (Agaporomorphus colberti and Aptostichus stephencolberti).
Asteroids and other celestial bodies can provide celebrities with additional pieces of scientific immortality. There's no Asteroid Hasselhoff yet, but the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center lists Spielberg, Lancearmstrong, Tomhanks, Megryan and more. When astronomers found a world on the solar system's rim that was bigger than Pluto, they gave it the nickname Xena, in honor of the TV warrior princess. (It was later named after Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos and strife.)
Whether or not those Southern Ocean crabs get the scientific name "Kiwa hasselhoffi," they'll probably end up being known informally as Hoff crabs from now on. But it's a delicate environment down there, so I wouldn't advise any celebrity junkets to the hydrothermal vents.
Come to think of it, that should be set down as one of the ironclad rules on the East Scotia Ridge: Don't hassle the Hoff crabs.
More about yeti crabs:
- Top 10 oddballs of the animal world
- Hairy-chested crabs found in deep-sea vents
- Divers discover new kind of crustacean
More about scientific names:
- What's in a scientific name? (Scroll down)
- One way to get a species named after you
- Rename Homo sapiens? The idea seems unwise
Alan Boyle is msnbc.com's science editor. Connect with the Cosmic Log community by "liking" the log's Facebook page, following @b0yle on Twitter or adding Cosmic Log's Google+ page to your circle. You can also check out "The Case for Pluto," my book about the controversial dwarf planet and the search for other worlds.


so how come that loser gets to name a species ??
he has the crabs?
""Found clumped around"hydrothermal" vents", Is that science speak for "toilet"?
He didn't name a species. He didn't have anything to do with it. Go back and read the article again.
Nick! Come on! The Hoff did not name the crabs it was the scientist. He is just enjoying the noteriety. Personally, I would have preferred they name the crabs after "Summer" in Baywatch. I still dream about her little Caboose! I better go here comes my wife!
What I want to know, is can it be steamed and garlic buttered. =:D
haha! thanks for the laugh, dave!
Mr. Hasselhoff is enjoyed the world over for being "kitchy" sorta like William Shattner. He's got a following in his own right and probably has as many Hoff jokes running around the planet as Chuck Norris has CN jokes. So, hey, the crab is hairy, it immediately brought to mind for these scientists the Hoff, so , why not give it the scientific name that people will remember? I say, make it official. It'd be cool.
"Baywatch".........a time when television quality was worth noting. I never missed an episode of the series and even tho I knew the ending would be a happy one I just enjoyed watching it. The cast of characters have each gone on to their individual movies or series as they continue to entertain their fans. It's nice to be reminded of happier days in these times of anger and disgust at what's happened to the world in which we live.
I thought this article was going to be about something entirely different. I need to wake up!
They should call it the Hoff Burger because you eat it off the floor
Is it called the Hoff crab because it eats off the floor?
When I'm down in the dumps, I just watch that video of the "Hoff" trying to eat a hamburger. For some reason that really cheers me up !!!
Cheers !!
HOFF GOT CRABS !! ha ha !
Nice to see that both Mr. Hasselhoff and Mr. Boyle have a sense of humor about the dubbed nickname. Credit Mr. Hasselhoff for taking it as a rather backhanded compliment rather than being offended, and credit Mr. Boyle for his play-on-word caveat ..."Don't hassel the Hoff crabs."
Mr. Hasselhoff is a great sport and not a bad singer either. Did you see the celebrity roast of him awhile back, he made it fun!
The roast was a riot. I love the Hoff.
I imagine the phone call about this was interesting - "Dave, you've got crabs" "Damn, not again..." "No, no, not those...a literal species" "Oh! Nice!"
Needed a good laugh, love some of these posts.
They never show The Hoff below the waist, because he has chicken legs... Kinda fitting, the crabs have skinny chicken legs too.
Hey Hoff,.... heres how you get rid of them: shave a clear patch down the middle; pour lighter fluid on one side and set it on fire; when they run across the clear patch, to get to the other side, stab them with an ice pick!
I thought it was the other kind of crabs. Oh well, Hasselhoff is a transmitted disease.
They could've named the crabs after Tom Selleck, too.
I was really hoping that Hasselhoff's pubic lice had a new reality show or something.
Larry. I tried that..it doesn't work. LOL!
i had crabs once, went to the fish market asked the guy how much do you get for your crabs? he goes a dollar each, i said well shake hands with a millionaire,
Go ahead and name it after "The Hoff". If you name it after a wookie I guarantee you that George Lucas will sue.
Hoff has already given his blessing. Just do it.