Mother Nature's Olympians crowned

Sue Mainka / IUCN

The cheetah can run more than twice as fast as the fastest human for short distances.


The Olympics is a time to celebrate the world's fastest and strongest humans, but you can rely on the International Union for the Conservation of Nature to put the best of human performance in perspective. They've just come out with their list of Olympians for the natural world — champions that range from the fleet cheetah to the humble fungus.

"While celebrating the achievements of talented athletes across the world this summer, we should also take the time to appreciate these incredible species," the IUCN says in today's Olympian roundup. Here are some of the conservation group's medalists for 2012:


Sprint: Cheetahs (Acinonyx jubatus) can bolt at 70 mph or more for short bursts, making them the world's fastest land animals. In comparison, Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt is credited as the fastest human, with a top running speed of 27.79 mph. Theoretically, humans could reach velocities of 40 mph — still short of the cheetah's personal best. 

High jump: To even things out, cross-species-wise, the IUCN is measuring jumping ability in terms of body length. By that measure, a lowly insect known as the common froghopper (Philaenus spumarius) gets the high-jump crown. It can jump 115 times its body length, while the record for humans is just a little over 8 feet (2.45 meters). That's about 1.25 times the height of the record-holder, Cuba's Javier Sotomayor (6-foot-5 or 195 centimeters).

Joelle Dufour / IUCN

The rhinoceros beetle can lift 30 times its own weight.

Weightlifting: The IUCN's winner here is the rhinoceros beetle (Megasoma elephas), which can lift more than 30 times its body mass. In comparison, the IUCN notes that the heaviest individual weight lifted by a human in an Olympic competition was 580.9 pounds (263.5 kilograms), a record set by Iran's Hossein Rezazadeh. His weight as of 2007 is listed as 340 pounds (152 kilograms), which means the poor guy couldn't even lift a mass twice his own weight.

Archery: The smallscale archerfish (Toxotes microlepis) can shoot down land-based insects (flying insects or insects on branches) and other small animals with water shot from their specialized mouths.

Boxing: The mating season for the European hare (Lepus europaeus) peaks in the spring, during a time called “March Madness.” Females choose their partners according to their strength by "boxing" with them — when females and males stand on their hind legs and hit each other with their paws. As females are slightly larger than males, only the strong males impress the females and get the chance to mate. Survival of the fittest: the true gold medal. 

Gymnastics: In the animal world, it's hard to beat the agile gibbon (Hylobates agilis). 

Agile gibbons are monkeying around at Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo.

Shooting: The fruits of the Himalayan balsam (Impatiens glandulifera) open explosively with a popping sound, "shooting" their seeds to distances of 23 feet (7 meters) or so. A prolific seed producer, each plant produces about 2,500 seeds, and its dispersal technique helps the plant colonize new areas. Native to the Himalayas, but naturalized in Europe and elsewhere, it tends to become an invasive species and outcompete other plants.

Shot put: The Lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus), also known as a bearded vulture, is one of the largest of the Old World vultures. This bird wins the IUCN's medal for shot put because it drops large bones from great heights in order to shatter them and eat the marrow inside.

Opening ceremonies: If there's any guest you'd want to have on hand for the Olympics' opening ceremonies, it'd be Zeus olympius. That's a species of fungus that makes its home on Mount Olympus, the mythical home of the Greek gods (including Zeus, the star of the show). It's found growing on the dead branches of pine trees. The IUCN notes that Zeus olympius has recently been found in one other location on Earth: an area of southwest Bulgaria, near the Greek border.

David Minter

The fungus known as Zeus olympius has been found only on dead branches of pine trees on Greece's Mount Olympus - and recently at a spot in Bulgaria.

More of the natural world's medal winners:


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Opening ceremonies are going to start soon ....

The best of luck to all of the U.S.A. Olympic teams ....

And second best of luck to the rest of the competitors .... "LOL"

Go for the gold U.S.A. ....

Thanks Alan ....

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Reply#1 - Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:53 PM EDT

Kind of surprised you didn't have the Washington State bird (the crapping seagull) on the list for shot put, since they drop clams and other mollusks, even crabs, onto the rocks to get to the gooey prize inside.

Then they fly off and drop the last thing they ate on the cleanest cars in the parking lot. If it's not raining water in the Pacific Northwet, it's raining seagull crap.

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Reply#2 - Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:23 PM EDT

There's a crow I've seen several times placing walnuts under the rear tires of the last car waiting at a left turn light, then recovering them after the car cracks the nuts. The crow has to watch out for cars coming from not only the opposite direction, but for left turning cars from the right perpendicular direction. He/she then has to recover the cracked walnuts before they are run over again by following cars.

Smarter than many people I know.

It's common to see crows dropping walnuts from altitude onto one-way & dead-end streets to crack them.

    #2.1 - Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:59 PM EDT
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    Fungus?? You list fungus as one of "nature's Olympians"? Wow... this is a new level of ridiculousness.

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    Reply#3 - Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:28 PM EDT

    Slow news day?

      Reply#4 - Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:54 AM EDT

      Unlike the Cheetah being faster than Human Mister Bolt, no doubt the Fungus Event would be won hands down by the drunken little lying bush.

      And the silver medal wouldn't be close.

        Reply#5 - Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:26 PM EDT

        Danny Boyle did a pretty good job as "The Artistic Director For The Opening Ceremonies Of The 2012 London Olympic Games" ....

        Could he be related to Alan somehow .... ??

          Reply#6 - Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:49 PM EDT

          I remember when I was a kid, I was chased by a cheetah. They're not as fast as you may think. They're quick out of the blocks, but slow down after 100 yards. I on the other hand maintain a constant speed of about 78 mph. Just slightly ahead of the cheetah. The cheetah will lay down after a brisk run, where I will keep moving to avoid cramps.

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          Reply#7 - Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:25 PM EDT

          Ok, I get most of these, but the archery, shooting, and shot-put were... a stretch to say the least. I'd love to see a more realistic analysis, and include more olympic games, too. Anyone for swimming?

          I'll bet you if we did it honestly, we'd see what the real strength of humanity is: tools. Archery, I'll be our bows let our arrows fly farther and with more accuracy, comparatively, than any projectile in the natural world. Similarly with shooting.

          Not sure how we'd even compare for the shot-put, though. Does anything in nature throw anything for the purpose of getting it to travel a long distance? Mind you, we're not talking about accuracy or rapidity or anything, just the longest throw. I'm sure we'd be beaten by several apes if we could get them to throw stuff as far as possible, but I don't know that any do it naturally.

          Maybe we should just cut out shot-put. Put in wrestling instead. Who want's to try wrestling with an elephant? Anyone? No one? Really? No challengers in swimming against a shark, either? Come on! Where's your Olympic spirit, guys?

            Reply#8 - Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:20 PM EDT

            An Excellent and a very enjoyable article.

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            Reply#9 - Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:36 PM EDT

            human's can drink more beer than a monkey ...we win .

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